Hippie Chick/Teaser Tuesday

    

"It did not stand to reason that a shark would find you in the first quarter hour you were in the water.  Statistically it would have been a fluke, a crazy ironic coincidence, like lightning burning a Z in Zorro's shoulder blade, or a boat impaling itself on a rusty engine part."  (30)
                                                   ~hippie chick by Joseph Monninger

Teaser Tuesday is a bookish weekly meme hosted by MizB. at Should Be Reading.  Anyone can play along.  Just grab your current read and do the following: 

1. Open to a random page
2. Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
3. BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (don't share too much;  You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
4. Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Happy Tuesday!